Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
NM-Mint - $0.30
NM-Mint Non English - $0.30
Lightly Played - $0.30
Lightly Played Non English - $0.30
Moderately Played - $0.30
Moderately Played Non English - $0.30
Heavily Played - $0.20
Heavily Played Non English - $0.20
Damaged - $0.20
Damaged Non English - $0.20
Foil Prices
NM-Mint Foil - $9.90
NM-Mint Foil Non English - $9.90
Lightly Played Foil - $9.40
Lightly Played Foil Non English - $9.40
Moderately Played Foil - $9.00
Moderately Played Foil Non English - $9.00
Heavily Played Foil - $8.00
Heavily Played Foil Non English - $8.00
Damaged Foil - $6.50
Damaged Foil Non English - $6.50