When Affectionate Indrik enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.
NM-Mint - $0.10
NM-Mint Non English - $0.10
Lightly Played - $0.10
Lightly Played Non English - $0.10
Moderately Played - $0.10
Moderately Played Non English - $0.10
Heavily Played - $0.10
Heavily Played Non English - $0.10
Damaged - $0.10
Damaged Non English - $0.10
Foil Prices
NM-Mint Foil - $0.10
NM-Mint Foil Non English - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil Non English - $0.10
Moderately Played Foil - $0.10
Moderately Played Foil Non English - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil Non English - $0.10
Damaged Foil - $0.10
Damaged Foil Non English - $0.10