When Affectionate Indrik enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.
NM-Mint - $0.10
Lightly Played - $0.10
Moderately Played - $0.10
Heavily Played - $0.10
Damaged - $0.10
NM-Mint Non English - $0.10
Lightly Played Non English - $0.10
Moderately Played Non English - $0.10
Heavily Played Non English - $0.10
Damaged Non English - $0.10