(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) You and permanents you control have hexproof. When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.
The least of my minions is more than a match for you.
NM-Mint - $0.50
Lightly Played - $0.50
Moderately Played - $0.50
Heavily Played - $0.40
Damaged - $0.40
NM-Mint Non English - $0.50
Lightly Played Non English - $0.50
Moderately Played Non English - $0.50
Heavily Played Non English - $0.40
Damaged Non English - $0.40